1. I'm bored. Is that a symptom? I dunno. But being forced to sit on the sofa or stay in bed and watch daytime tv is damn near the most torturous thing anyone can do to me. I can't clean, I can't cook (oh, the humanity!), or do anything that requires me to move around at ALL for more than 15 minutes. Bah humbug.
2. I want to eat. EVERYTHING. If its not moving, its in trouble. See that sleeping chihuahua over there? Yeah, her. She might wanna move back a little. I'm not just hungry all the time, I'm "hangry"...like Tina Fey in that dumb AmEx commercial.
3. I'm crampy. Not big debilitating cramps, just kind of slightly annoying cramps. I hope that's the beans in there getting comfy.
4. My bum hurts like David Beckham gave me a few swift kicks. I've been doing my PIO shots daily in the morning, and then doing my Delestrogen every two nights. Ouchie. Each cheek has a quarter sized knot in it and I'm pretty sure its the progesterone building up. I'd better get used to it. According to the whole world, when (if) my beta comes back as a BFP, I'll be on these shots until I'm at least 8 weeks along. Three cheers for a sore bum!
*Life Hack: warm the PIO before you inject it. Ice the cheek where you're going to "shoot up". Then massage with a heating pad after the shot. It also helps to walk around a bit after to get the medicine moving. Trust me. You're welcome. Oh, and if you're feeling really demanding, get the hubs to periodically massage your buns with a heating pad just because. Its nice, really.
5. The thought of sex disgusts me. If you've met me, then you know its a symptom. (What? There you go judging again. smh).
6. Twinges. That's all I can say to describe it. Occasionally, I feel these light twinges in my uterine area. I don't know what they mean or if they mean anything. I don't even know whether I make them up. Maybe its my beans implanting! Maybe. Did I mention I was hungry?